3 definitions by Leo D Felcher

Opening your partners ass wide, pouring in a beverage and drinking
A very thirsty Gerry poured a six pack into Tommy's Jug and drank happily.
by Leo D Felcher September 2, 2004
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Waking up next to your sleeping partner, slathering up the pork sword and polishing it until you blow a hot load of boy butter on her face. The force of your explosion is such that it wakes her up, hence, Wake-up Bomb.
When MaGuire groggily arose from his deep slumber Sara was still passed out. He decided this was the perfect opportunity to introduce her to the Wake-up Bomb.
by Leo D Felcher September 10, 2004
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Gay sexual position in which ones penis is placed between his partners thighs...thrusting then occurs until ejaculation.
Chip's thighs were the perfect size and shape for use by Morris in his favorite position, the weekly standard.
by Leo D Felcher January 21, 2005
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