Vulcanus

An unpleasant occurrence in which the derriere of an individual begins to evacuate furious amounts of fecal matter, at which point it becomes known as a "vulcanus"

"I shouldn't have had the 4th taco. I feel a hell of a vulcanus coming on."

by LudusVan December 28, 2012

Vulching

People who continuously stalk cloth diaper b/s/t pages looking for people selling their used poop catchers. Most often done by people who don't actually need another diaper.

"I can't believe I missed another diaper! Damn newbies keep vulching the good ones."

by PirateHookAARRR June 12, 2013

vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.

Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.

by Ted Pillman August 20, 2013

Vulchergolfer

A person who goes into the desert, captures vulchers, buries them up to their neck in sand, and hits their heads off with a five iron.

I think Matt Jones is going to join Tiger in the PVGA next year. He's an excellent vulchergolfer candidate.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Vulcan Fudge Cutter

The act of giving the Vulcan salute to a females genitals. Make the Vulcan salute, rotate hand downward to look like scissors. You now have made the Vulcan Fudge Cutter. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Fudge is referring to poop on your fingers.

Dude did you give her the shocker?! Nah man, I gave her the Vulcan Fudge Cutter!

by Destin_Perkilicious November 16, 2015

Vulcanic Butt Water

Vulcanic Butt Water is an activity where water or some kind of liquid (beer is the most common) ir poored trough ones back, passes trough the butt crack and ends up in the other person face. The first mentions of this activity appeared in Budapest-Hungary at a party hostel called Grandio Party Hostel by a group of Portuguese individuals in a bachelor party called "Bizeus Bachelor Party"

That guy is sleeping at the couch, let's vulcanic butt water him.

by lulox May 29, 2018

Vulcan nipples

Vulcan nipples are nipples which are big and fat like a Vulcano and the tip goes in

Bob: Andy what is with your nipples

Andy: Idk bro
Bob: These look like Vulcans

Andy: I know I can even squirt milk with them

Andy Gas Vulcan nipples

by pussaysnackr oof July 11, 2018