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Virtual Unicorn

Someone online who is awesome in every way.
by Tiny Kittenz March 20, 2019
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Virtual Bulimic

a person that binges on "food porn" websites such as Food Gawker, Food Network, All Recipies, etc. A sufferer of this condition reaches an obsessive level of searching for indulgent pictures of food or complex/absurd recipies. The person never intends on actually attempting the recipies, just drooling over them for hours on end. Virtual Bulimics like to commit their binges secretly and if caught, deny the amount of time they have spent on their favorite foodie websites. A common behavior of VBs is to keep a tab open to a genrically 'good use of time' websites, like the CNN.com, which they can toggle to upon the glance of un-welcome eyes.
Person 1: "Erin has been salivating at her computer all day while looking through Food Gawker's most popular recipies of all time. Right now she is reading a recipe for deep fried bacon. Her condition appears to be growing graver by the second; I think it's time for an intervention."

Person 2: "Yes, she is demonstrating all the signs of a Virtual Bulimic. We would be good friends to confront her."
by Candykorn April 16, 2011
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Virtual Death

A virtual death is a death of somones virtual idendetiy either by them losing their reputation online or by deleting all of their traces on the internet
John experienced a virtual death after a group of assholes spread false rumors about him

Bobby faked his virtual death because he wanted to start a new online life
by MikelBrunhildovJekson August 24, 2020
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virtual vacuum

The emptiness felt when real experience is replaced by virtual experience.
Another day of phone and computer, without human touch or eye contact, and she felt an aching virtual vacuum.
by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020
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Virtual shit

When you go to the toilet and keep browsing the internet but don't actually poop..you just relax unwinding with your phone in the privy underwear down
Dude I just got home from work and just took the longest virtual shit of my life..3 hrs straight
by Dr_shitposter December 25, 2021
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Virtual breeding

The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
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virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in Virtual Reality.
A: "Bro! I just had some great Erotic RP in VRChat!"
B: "You are virtually horny and down astronomically"
A: "What?"
by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021
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