virtually pee

v.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.

12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!

1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!

5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo

Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!

by Rikka32 December 3, 2010

Virtual ass

a cyberjerk; cyberbully

Brad is such a virtual ass! He tells me perverted things without considering how I feel.

by johnrobel April 25, 2015

virtual activist

When your political activism begins and ends on the Internet.

I am a leading virtual activist because I comment on political things on Facebook.

by Lingomeister June 8, 2016

Virtual Dipshit

A person who always has something to say about anything and always wrong ,

A piece of shit who can't even enjoy a good meme without having to ruin it with his bitch comments ,

A snitch who always report your shit . Mostly found on Facebook.

Jim: This meme is offensive! I'll report it to admins

Admin : shut the fuck up you virtual dipshit

by Djesse April 11, 2020

virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in a Virtual Reality game for example VRChat and Second Life.

A: "Hey bro! I just had some great erotic rp in VRChat"
B: "You are virtually horny"
A: "What?"

by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021

Virtual Unicorn

Someone online who is awesome in every way.

I'm a fucking virtual unicorn!

by Tiny Kittenz March 20, 2019

Virtual Cuck

A person who dates a virtual sex worker, especially one who brags about the income simps provide.

What a virtual cuck!

by Basedtotheface February 21, 2021