nocturnal visitation

When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just looking for attention, but sometimes plotting your demise. "NV" for short.

After 8 JD's and 3 NV's, Bob felt less than refreshed the next morning.

by Lee v1.0 August 31, 2005

violation

a game played by teens and young adults between two people. (male and female most commonly but also played by female and female and male and male) the first player must touch the other player somewhere and after every new place the first player touches the second player, they must ask, "Do you feel violated?" and if the second player says "no" the first player must keep touching except in a different place. if the second player says "yes" they do feel violated, the first player must stop and its the second players turn to touch. when they say "do u feel violated", they mean, when i touch u here am i violating where you want to be touched?

Mike: Me and Sarah played violation yesterday.
Dave: Damn your lucky! How far did she let you go?
Mike: Man, she let me finger her!

by bLonDeLILbAbyGirl June 26, 2005

shot clock violation

not able to perform sexually, either getting it up or can't produce the money shot. can also be applied to a situtation of not performing under pressure.

george: "give me a sec, its cumming!!"
julia: "sorry, but that's a shot clock violation, now get off me."

by jowett November 10, 2008

hr violation

Doing something awesome and risky that would, at a 'normal' company, be considered a H.R. Violation.

"Last Friday's company dinner was insane! A string of H.R. Violations. John ended up dirty dancing with Nancy and then we smoked weed in the parking lot. One hr violation after the other."

by giphyking November 10, 2015

Visitation Girls

Sluts who think they’re hot, but only have a couple of hot girls per grade. Not as hot as Holy Child girls.

The Visitation girls shlobbed the black man’s knob on Friday.

by Shlobber September 18, 2019

deep vibration

The sexual act of a man receiving a blow job and a vibrator in the ass at the same time.

-Hey baby, since you watched The Notebook with me, how about I pay you back with a BJ?

-Make it a deep vibration and we're in business!

by Rankela July 2, 2009

False Vibration

False Vibration is what happens when you are waiting for a text or call and your cell phone is in your pocket. You think you feel your cell phone vibrate and you pull it out but it was just a false vibration. False vibrations usually result in great disappointment.

*Shopping at the mall with a friend*
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.

Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.

by ALF613 May 3, 2010