inserting a piece of surgical tubing into the vagina and stapping the other end to the thigh so as to bleed off excessive air in the the pussy, hence cutting down the pussy farts.
I banged a chick last weekend that was so noisy she needed a bleedervalve.
Following an arguement where the one person continues to not recognize that his/her point of view could not possibly be incorrect.... "Why cant you at a minimum see that the other side of the arguement could have some merit? You fucking check valve. You one way mother fucker!"