United States Military Academy 

Federal Penetantiary located above the Hudson River. Also known as The Hudson High School for Underprivileged Girls . Although it is known by some to produce commissioned officers for the United States Army; its primary purpose is to make Navy's football team look good. Populated by Cadets; applicants must either obtain a nomination from their congressman, or accept attendance there as an alternative to a lengthy prison term. Remarkably, it defies the time-space contiuum in that though it is only about 50 miles from the center of New York City; it is nearly 1000 miles from civilization. It is also located immediately to the north of a small anthopological dig known as "The Highland Falls Project." Tourists are encouraged to roll their windows up when driving near or past the United States Military Academy as people have complained about having diplomas thrown into their cars.

He didn't get accepted to the Naval Academy, so he had to go to the United States Military Academy.

United States Military Academy by Marine Cannoneer December 26, 2011

United Kingdom 

<noun>
United Kingdom is the shortened version of what is the 'United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland' which can be further abbreviated to simply the U.K.
The United Kingdom is comprised of four states, in order of size, England the largest, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
The main language of the U.K. is English, but other languages such as Scottish Gaelic, Welsh and Irish Gaelic are also spoken in more remote parts.
The U.K. is situated in an archapelago of islands off the North Western coast of the European continent. Great Britain (England, Scotland and Wales) being the largest of the islands. The islands surrounding Britain are also a part of the U.K.

"I live in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."
"So you are British then?"
"Yes..."

United Kingdom by Stuart Fletcher January 6, 2005

United Airlines 

You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.

I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!

United Airlines by Frannknbeans April 19, 2017

united beaner service 

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do

United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do

united beaner service by shane p August 23, 2006

United States of America

A country that got big from stealing land and participating in wars that they have nothing to do with. Country that loves to hate, mostly made up of pretentious cunts that are depressed and are 5 seconds away from shooting up a school church, or your local walmart. It Uses A name of a whole continent to describe itself. takes what it wants. love to brag about artists and important figures that are originally not even American. oh and i almost forgot, they also love to practically trap their natives in "Reservation camps" until they kill themselves. horrendous Amalgamation of other countries that maybe could respect others a bit better.

American: Hey, man, The United States of America is the greatest. we have the best army , the best government, and the best actors/Important figures Any other Reasonable Human Being: wait, so you prefer a hegemony that wont work over feeding, housing, and educating your own country for about 1/3 of the budget for the army? By the Best government do you mean a president whose job before the campaign was to be daddy's personal stripper? Or do you mean the fact that a Wyomingites vote is worth more than a californian's? or that your shithole state doesnt matter for the elections and so does your vote? or finally that winning is not determined by popular vote (no, that's too hard) but by points according to the popular vote by state? Your government is great at one thing and one thing only, lying and brainwashing. did he bring your jobs back? no he never will. did he build a wall? no he didn't. By actors and Important figures do you mean Bruce Lee, Guillermo Del Toro, Jackie Chan, Diego Luna, Avicci, Tiesto, 6IX9INE, lil Xan, lil Peep and that's just scratching the surface. also, in the sports that no other country really cares that much about like Basketball and American Football the majority of the players are of the ethnicities that you hate so much, yet you love the sports. just accept that your country is entirely made up of immigrants from all over the world. Being a Patriot in USA should be more like also praising the countries that made it.

United States of America by yungboi69 May 28, 2018

United States 

The greatest fucking country on the planet. They, with some untrained, unorganized backwoods militiamen defeated one of the largest military powers in the world in the name of freedom. NBD.

The United States basically kicks every other countries' ass. If you don't like it then GTFO

Man this Nazi-esque barbaric country sucks. I wish I could have freedom and live in a kickass country like The United States!

United States by Unitedztatezofamerikaniqua July 15, 2011

United States 

Country with less individuals than there are rulers.
A land of indoctrination in which the people think what the media says they should.
A land in the media think what corporations and religion says.
An area on our planet with megalomaniac power, with too little altruism or tolerance, with inhabitants that need the truth and other values than superficial materialism or consumerism.

get your head out of your ass

United States by I. Waldman August 23, 2006