twiddlebum

someone who rubs there naked buttocks on another persons naked buttocks.

I am going to twiddlebum you so hard tonight!

by Duracell&Babydoll March 1, 2018

Nipple twiddler

Someone who likes to twiddle nipple or has small nipples. It is one of the best insults for a small person because they have small nipples

"Hey I was watching spongebob!"
"We'll damn you're such a nipple twiddler!"

by Shenis honeys January 9, 2013

twuddle

cuddling with your twin-- usually something neither person particularly enjoys cuddling except with each other.

(in this case twin connotes someone very similar to you, but not biologically related to you, for biological twin cuddling see incest)

sometimes i just want to twuddle

by tokzilla December 9, 2008

tiddle dinks

Tribe of hairy midgets carrying barbaric weapons and large musical dongs made from china. They originated in eastsouthern afrikankas in the 12th eon under the rule of high priestess john francis lardongonese III. They were previously extincted but now are in great numbers found throughout the nude beaches of Spain.

I saw a tiddle dinks at the mall

by pussy pickle and crackerface December 9, 2009

Twiddlihaus

A word for a public toilet - derived from the German.

Wo ist der Twiddlihaus, bitte?

by Uglibug March 7, 2010

Twaddled

To rip someone's rectum during backdoor loving.

That date was brutal. I totally got my butt twaddled.

by numome November 17, 2011

twindle the twine

To masturbate

So, Adrian, did you twindle the twine last night?

by AIDS Donkey September 1, 2012