National fuck a toaster day April 24

Fuck a toaster On April 24th

Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”

Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24

by KnifePanther April 15, 2021

toaster

Noun-
A low quality electronic church organ. (organist slang)

Stephen had to play a toaster at St. Joseph's this morning. It was nasty 1980's Allen.

by church_organist August 30, 2009

Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.

Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?

by UrbanDictionaryDweller December 3, 2016

Toaster Strudel

The rich man's poptart.

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!

by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009

clitty twister

a spinoff of a titty twister, a clitty twister is when a females clitorous is pinched and then twisted, causing pain (or pleasure?).

When she wasn't looking, I gave the bitch the nastiest clitty twister!

by p-viddy April 21, 2004

toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

by Yeetix February 11, 2020