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Twasted

The effect of consuming a combination of alcohol and at least one other substance (most commonly marijuana, although prescription pain medication may be used as a substitute if you have exhausted your weed supply) Common symptoms that you are twasted are slurred speech, heightened emotional state, repeatedly stating in a high pitched voice that you are "Twasted!". No future recollection of the event. Embarrassing photos soon follow.
Ooh big daddy I'm so twasted right now.
by BadBunnyBK February 7, 2010
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Tasmanian turnbuckle

While having intercourse in the vagina the man pulls out ejaculates onto his own penis then gets up on the nightstand or headboard and tries to penetrate the anus of partner by jumping penis first
Chad the baker tried to give me a Tasmanian turnbuckle the other night.
by Tasmanian turnbuckler June 4, 2018
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Tasmanian Pina Colada

A delicacy that is formed in the rectum. Drizzle coconut milk and cream of any consistency into the anus and slowly swish it around in there. Once blended rub a slice of pineapple all over the asshole to add a tanginess once you drink it. Then pour as much milk as you want into the butthole. Once completed get him/her to stand up and spread their cheeks apart. Place your lips on the asshole and drink up. Bottoms up amigos!
by FatassCurls July 29, 2019
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Twasted

The process of getting completely and totaly wasted. Usually to the point where you either A) black out, dont remember, end up with two rico suaves in your dads car, pass out still in your boots, lose your car, purse, mind, etc.
Lets get twasted and take advantage of ourselves.
by J. Field February 14, 2006
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Tabi-thasm

an orgasm encouraged and produced by a Tabitha who has such amazing blow job skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it. See also; Tabithian Head, Tabithian oral, Tabithian blow job, Tabithian oral technique, deep throat and swallow
Last night I experienced the best oral pleasure of my life! That girl is a professional, she took it all without gagging, and after I had a Tabi-thasm she swallowed it while looking erotically into my eyes.
by Don Juan69 March 16, 2014
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Tasmanian two hole Torture

Where a guy crosses his index and pinky finger making a V shape with both hands and jams them into the womans vagina and anus.
That tasmanian two hole torture hurt me more than her!
by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009
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Tasmanian

1. People from the southern-most state of Australia, a large island separate from the mainland.
2. Invalid, senile otherwise handicapped people.
3. Incestuous group of rednecks.
1: Are you dumb or are you just Tasmanian - or both?!?!

2: A: How does a Tasmanian boy tell that his sister's got her period?
B: How?
A: When his brother's dick tastes funny.

NOTE: In the Tasmanian notion of the word 'Incest' means a game where the entire family can have fun:-). LOL
by Doink Doink June 11, 2006
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