turd bourbon 

The orange to brown,or sometimes green liquid found in a long unflushed toilet full of dissolving turd.

We wanted to do our own bumfight type video,so we paid this crackhead to drink a 40.oz bottle full of turd bourbon.

turd bourbon by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

Turd in a Tuxedo 

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."

You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.

Turd in a Tuxedo by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019

Turd Boi420 

A very popular and epic YouTuber that kidnapped JackSucksatLife's dog. He has some pretty amazing mugs and T-Shirts. He thinks it's cool to listen to your parents and follow the rules.

He thinks you should Subscribe to ClemboClemson.

Woah, did you see Turd Boi420's toaster review?

Of course, everyone has seen Turd Boi420's toaster review, that's like the universal religion.

Turd Boi420 by ClemboClemson May 17, 2020

Turd Slapped 

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

Turd Slapped by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

turd muffler

A chick with such a big ass it creates silent but deadlies.

That aint ghetto, thats a fucking turd muffler its so big.

turd muffler by niodin March 10, 2008

turd wars 

All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.

Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye

Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits

Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens

Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits

Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?

No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!

turd wars by LonePooper May 2, 2018

turd tango 

Slang term used by skilled nursing home staff for the hour or so post-dinner time when geriatric residents, en masse, need to take a sudden shit.

Ya really gotta hop to it once the turd tango begins!

turd tango by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019