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Norwegian Tree Trunk

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.
Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
by FantabulousOvalMan February 24, 2012
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too much junk in the trunk

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.
Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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slappin in the trunk

It meanz, when ur hella hyphy in your car. Ur car is bumping, the bass in the car is crazy. ITZ A BAY THING, YADIDA!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Mistah Fab - Slappin In The Trunk

Becuz its slappin in the trunk / knockin in the trunk / soundz like there must be a body in the trunk / becuz itz slappin in the trunk / knockin in the trunk / soundz like there must be a body in the trunk / shhhhhhh / don't tell nobody / don't tell nobody / shhhhhhh / don't tell nobody /...... itz a body in da trunk
by Bay Boss September 7, 2006
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Junk In the Trunk

Having a large ass.
by COCK November 2, 2003
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crazy gorilla in my trunk trying to get out

the sound the the trunk makes on a 80-88 caprice classic when sound deadening material isnt used and there is 40 subwoofers in the trunk
" damn homie it sownds like thurr a gorilla in my trunk trying to get out, cuz da boom is so loud, dat shit is tizightt!!"
by super man February 3, 2004
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trunked

the act of hiding in the trunk of a car while drunk at an early morning hour for the purpose of surprising and scaring someone
Whoa! Did you hear that Stephanie got trunked on Nardito Ave. to surprise Vik?
by awesome or awesome August 20, 2010
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Trunk Bitch

If there is not enough room in the car, a bitch who is unattractive sits in the trunk. Even if there is room in the car for her to sit, you still have the option of putting her in the trunk. This term could also be used to describe someone who is ugly.
*Example 1*
car driver: oh theres not enough room, one of you has to sit on a lap
trunk bitch: ill sit on a lap
me: nah, youz a trunk bitch get in the back!

*Example 2*
friend: DAMN that girl is ugly!
me: yeah, she a trunk bitch
by snc_crew August 28, 2013
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