Transformer

A Female Human who has the ability to somehow morph her looks from totally hot to totally ugly.

Jack: I took out that chick Debbie from accounting last night, what a letdown.

Mike: Oh man, she is so hot, how was it a letdown?

Jack: Nah man, not hot at all, shes a Transformer.

Mike: That Sucks.

by The Batman1 September 19, 2009

transformer

(Derogatory)
A teenager who is shunned by his peers for changing fashion styles far to often.

'Last week you were a goth, now you're a punk. you're a fecking transformer, piss off!'

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Ecuadorian Transport

When a dude cums into two girls' b-holes then sucks it out only to spit it into one of those skank's mouth. Skank #1 then spits it into skank #2's mouth who then spits it back in the dudes mouth. Then the dude spits it back into their b-holes.

Skank 1: OMG that sexy South American dude just gave me an Ecuadorian Transport!

Skank 2: Wow I wish my lame boyfriend could give me an Ecuadorian Transport. Now I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'!

by up in that ass like a gerbil March 18, 2011

nigga transformer

A black man who thinks he is unstoppable an so tough like a transformer.

Happy Vandergrift ran through the streets of Philly yelling "I'm a nigga transformer, don't mess with me!"

by Dan Chan April 16, 2008

Transformer

While having intercourse doggy style with a woman(vaginal or anal), when you're about to ejaculate, scream "'Insert name' TRANSFORM!" And rollover and land on your back.

I totally pulled a Transformer on her last night, dude!

by WolfPack1794 February 22, 2011

tampon-transponder

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the Kegal contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.

The tampon-transponder was used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

Transformers

When you are fucking a girl and you pull out then you cum on her face and yell more than meets the eye bitch!

Andy:Have you done the transformers to Betty yet?

Adam:Ya and she broke up with me

by Phat Andy January 17, 2008