Tortoise

Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness

That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise

by CGK May 12, 2009

tortoise twat

When a woman has a forward facing vagina along with a FUPA creating a crotch that looks like a tortoise.

The yoga pants the girl was wearing, really accented her tortoise Twatt.

by Soup Daddy April 21, 2018

painful tortoise

when a male or female eats nails, then poops out a spiky turd causing massive pain in the sphinctor area.

" dude, after i was in home depot i had a painful tortoise"

by darksentinal4 April 10, 2010

5.4 triton

An engine made by Ford Motor Company . A v8 fuck boy engine used in f1shitties and explorers. Owners generally brag about how much tOrQuE they make but blow spark plugs when they try to spin dirtyfives

Man , my f1shitty 5.4 triton makes so much torque

by 300_10_610 May 13, 2018

toitoi

short form for toilet

I wanna go to toitoi!

by je||yZzz August 7, 2005

tortoise

sonmeone who always comes late

"im waiting for moe but he is gonna take a year because hes a tortoise"

by italianpimpsta September 25, 2002

tonito

noun. a fag

that man is such a tonito

by KKKaeny January 28, 2010