simple tool

A pejorative nickname for someone who demonstrates a lack of intelligence or curiosity.

On more than one occasion, the 45th POTUS, sometimes known as President Poptart, has demonstrated himself to be a complete simple tool.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

Mark Toolberg

Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.

Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.

Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.

Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.

by otmazletov February 12, 2013

toolie

A gun

So I pulled out my toolie and i aimed it at her lip. I said earrings and the stereo, run that shit!

by peanuts and corn April 19, 2006

tool

Typically a male, a tool is someone who needs a huge wake up call. They think they are God's gift to the world and will do the dumbest things to attempt to impress people, most commonly girls. Girls will laugh and this will lead this guys to believe that they are laughing because they think they are cute...but really, they are laughing because they think they are idiots. Tools also have the tendency to play with a girl's heart and not care because they think they are "hot" and can get away with anything. They may be attractive on the outside, but on the inside they are anything but.

Guy: Hey ladies, welcome to the gun show.
Girl: Wow, you're such a tool.

by thesarcastictruth July 6, 2011

toolies

a gun, pistol, heat, toast, etc.

To old school cats that call gats toolies
Call blacks moolies, think it's cool to smoke woolies

by Unce April 19, 2006

Tool of a Douche

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.

George W. Bush is a tool of a douche.

by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009

toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009