jak salad

A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.
Chris took a break from his typing lesson to get a bowl of jak salad.
by Eszett March 02, 2004
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sandy salad

Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.
John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"
by Denbritle23 November 06, 2011
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salad shaker

when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it widly
"You're the best salad shaker in town!"
by Eth@n1012 February 26, 2018
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The Perfect Salad

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"
by Megalog December 10, 2016
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Cobb salad

After you have anal sex with your partner and you find a piece of undigested corn lodged in your penis. This is known as a Cobb salad. For corn kernel removal see reverse corn Cobb.
My friend and his girlfriend had corn for dinner. Later that night they had anal sex. The next morning, my friend discovered he got a Cobb salad. He was unable to urinate because he had an undigested corn kernel stuck up his penis. MY friend is really Me.
by hello19572000 February 28, 2011
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Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin
Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich
by Crazysteve July 28, 2016
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Farbrengen salad

A staple at the traditional hassidicfarbrengen” gathering

A salad made from tomatoes onions vinegar salt and a shit ton of oil
Yankel the farbrengen salad was delicious”

Baruch, the farbrengen salad is a great way to chase the lechaim”
by Chabad of Ponevezh August 17, 2018
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