erectile tissue

The flesh inside the penis, that supports the function for the penis to erect.

Doctor, Doctor! I can't get an erction anymore, because someone slashed my moonerr.
Do you think they've destroyed my erectile tissue?

by erectism January 11, 2008

wet tissue

worse than a wet blanket...no substance

dat girl be worse den a wet blanket, she be a wet tissue. damn no substance

by superhyphyhyphyhyphy May 5, 2010

Emotional Tissue Box

An Emotional Tissue Box is someone you can come to, to talk about your feelings and emotions. They are there for you, and they are like a tissue box because they quell your tears.

To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.

Jonny Waffle: Avery, you dah best.

Avery: I'm here for you man.

Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.

Avery: <3

by Jonny Waffle July 14, 2011

Sticky Tissue

After you ejaculate you clean up with a tissue and some of the tissue sticks.

Bruh I was waxing the old pipe and when I finished I had a major case of sticky tissue.

by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016

tripping over a tissue

According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.

Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein

by Turtlesareawesome #Turtles January 19, 2018

Turkish tissue

The act of blowing one's nose into a man's scrotum.

I have a cold, may I perform a Turkish tissue on your ball sack?

by Braily Nipple Farts February 28, 2011

pink tissue

pink tissue is the sexual act of sneezing into the womb of a woman and then proceeding to rub your feet into said womb, to spread said sneeze juices.

"Oh man, last night I totally pink tissued amy!"

by Rielen September 30, 2014