Timber

Something red neck white people yell as a tree is falling to the ground

My fat uncle Larry was going at that tree for hours just to to look stupid holler "timber" while the tree fell to the ground.

by Squidwards harry ass crack November 15, 2020

droping some timber

droping some timber means in other words taking a shit,poop,crap,pinching one off,or pinching a loaf

who is in the bathroom? My brother in there droping some timber.

by 21982 January 28, 2010

load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

Timber Doodle

A quick sexual rendezvous amongst hunters who meet each other in the woods by happenstance.

I was out deer hunting, and I came across this guy who called himself Sunshine, we had a fantastic Timber Doodle and then went upon our ways.

by TFFF5dd232323 November 22, 2025

Timber wolf

The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.

You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*

by Keturah November 20, 2009

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Timber

A amazing girl who is very lovable, loves the out doors, a class clown, guys never stop thinking about her.she's the country type loves hunting. She's always looking for a good time with anyone you wanna find someone like her she will make the perfect girlfriend.

Guy1- bro my girlfriend is such a timber
Guy2-i wish my girlfriend was a timber

by Tink💕 January 17, 2018