When you go to the bar and pick up a chick wearing lightning bolt ear rings. After bringing her back to your place while fucking her doggy style you rip the lightning bolt earrings out of her ears and jam them in her ass.
by G unit15 November 27, 2022
n. Thor-loser
a male-identifying person (AMAB, trans male, etc.) who gets mad when typically masculine superheroes are rebooted as a typically feminine superhero, played by an otherwise-identifying person in superhero movie re-makes
plural n.: Thor-losers
Reference:
“ Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.”
by Twitter user: @OhNoSheTwitnt
a male-identifying person (AMAB, trans male, etc.) who gets mad when typically masculine superheroes are rebooted as a typically feminine superhero, played by an otherwise-identifying person in superhero movie re-makes
plural n.: Thor-losers
Reference:
“ Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.”
by Twitter user: @OhNoSheTwitnt
by BerylliumLithium December 08, 2019
A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 01, 2022
Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".
Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.
Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.
At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs
Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?
Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener
Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?
Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener
by dimpledballz June 04, 2023
by joe_mamma_#3 May 24, 2022
Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.
Thor Odinson is a little pussy.
by Loki The Top Dawg May 25, 2024
by Doctor idc July 16, 2021