Thor

Thor has a big forehead

Yo he’s a thor!!!

by Coolkidanosbs November 4, 2021

Thor

a melted ice cream cone

Thor... it’s noob_master69 again...

by Noob_master69 May 15, 2019

Thor

An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.

"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor

by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018

Thor Odinson

Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.

Thor Odinson is a little pussy.

by Loki The Top Dawg May 25, 2024

thor arnold

generally a good buy who tends to have hugh lengths in both muscular and penis size.

wow, i wish i was thor arnold

by akasd asdaske January 29, 2017

Thor

A man who can bench more than anybody on the earth
All muscle no brain

Thor: I can bench more than you

by Uswallow May 29, 2019

The Thor

When you go to the bar and pick up a chick wearing lightning bolt ear rings. After bringing her back to your place while fucking her doggy style you rip the lightning bolt earrings out of her ears and jam them in her ass.

Hey you see that bitch over there?! I totally gave her the Thor last night!

by G unit15 November 26, 2022