you were still sperm

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.
"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."
by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017
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wish you were gay

the best Billie Eilish song to ever exist. if you disagree, you're wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.
me: hey what are you listening to?
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart
by eddiespaghetti May 20, 2021
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A destructive force dark stronger than anything come up with so far. "No u" and reverse cards won't be able to stop it
Tim:Haha u a fag
Jay:ur ancestors were transgenders
Tim:no u
*invalid *
Tim explodes
by BedLampEater March 25, 2018
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god I wish that were me

Any situation that you view online or from a third person and aspire to be one of the active people or objects in that particular situation.
*looking at a terribly animated photo of a baby cradled by a deformed mother*
BigJB21: god I wish that were me
by lukewarmwolf December 21, 2018
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I wish I were Heather

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.
Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"
by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020
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her tears were my light

The best visual novel game ever created. Highly talented game dev NomNomNami made this using Ren'Py game engine. It features the personification of three entities: Time, Space and Nil. Your choices will decide the fate of Time (the protagonist). Highly romantic and lesbian themes. Also, the soundtracks are awesome and almost had me in tears. Perhaps there will be a part 2 of this game.
The theme for "her tears were my light" is absolutely amazing for its ambient electronica. More visual novels need to be created in this way.
by LaserImouto May 27, 2022
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I thought you were American

An iconic line from an iconic vine. Takes people back to the days of vine with this joke. If anyone ever come out to you as lesbian or bisexual or something, this is the perfect line to say if you don’t know what to say.
Jenna: Hey I’m lesbian,
Jimmy: I thought you were American??
by ☆Gator_Golf☆ February 11, 2022
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