pc problems

when unbeknownst to you, someone is hacking into your computer system

"met this geezer, didn't snog him, so now he's hacking in to my computer and giving me pc problems - that said he's a very successful pc flirt..."

by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007

guy problem

When the penis becomes erect for no reason.

Oh fuck Jared, I got a guy problem, gotta go take care of it.

by Lakotna April 19, 2015

gravity's problem

A large humanoid. Usually displaying symptoms of over eating and a blatant disregard for the plight imposed on poor old gravity.

"We need to changes seats. Gravity's problem over there is breathing so heavily I can't hear the dialogue from the movie."

by Baseball Boy January 16, 2017

nerdworld problems

The unique problems that effect only the nerds of the world. Usually having to do with video games, computer equipment, the making of costumes for Cos-play, as well as a whole host of other annoying problems that no other group of humans in the world have.

Nerd 1: Dude, I just can't seem to find the correct material to make my mask for my new NRC veteran armor.

Dude 1: Man, nerdworld problems!

by Von Druid July 26, 2012

zipper problem

When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.

Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.

by caporegime August 14, 2021

Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.

One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.

by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020

Funko problems

Things that don’t matter but matter to you.

“I wish I had funko problems.”

“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”

“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”

“What’s the matter you seem upset?

Oh I got funko problems.”

by Wifeofanerd September 28, 2021