Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!
In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip
by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022

An aggressive handjob. Where the giver scowls at the penis. Then at the end puts his/her head back mouth open. Like a baby bird waiting for a feeding..
I was in love once. He was mexican, or asian....I dunno something weird. We met in a k-mart bathroom and he gave me the best angry witch for hours...I dont think I will find true love like that again.. wherever you are Karl K. You the best.
Karl gives the best angry witch.
Karl gives the best angry witch.
by Snootamaker November 27, 2018

Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.
The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.
The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.
The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.
The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.
"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."
"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."
"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."
by secretsandpies November 11, 2015

A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.
by dumb names for stupid things September 10, 2018

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman February 18, 2009

is a horrible skeleton sight of a woman. Has a long, pointy face that sits on top of a long neck and a long straight body. Has pale skin, purple rings around her eyes and long, stringy black hair. Is a terrible mother who abandons her children on doorsteps. Eye contact with one will silence the loudest and most talkative of things. Is the term Weetzie Bat uses to describe women like Witch Baby's real mother. Spends the whole day eating real sugary foods that burn the throat and drain the body.
Girl: "Did you see that thing?"
Friend: "Lanka Witch."
Girl: "Frightful to the eye."
synonyms: skeleton haggard frightful frock
antonyms: beautiful witch
feelings one has when encountering a lanka witch: stage fright shut up
Friend: "Lanka Witch."
Girl: "Frightful to the eye."
synonyms: skeleton haggard frightful frock
antonyms: beautiful witch
feelings one has when encountering a lanka witch: stage fright shut up
by Cherokee Thunderbat April 5, 2009

by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021
