Brooming

To clean a floor with a broom by removing dirt, dust, food particles, etc. Also known as sweeping.

"Where's the broom? I've got to broom the floor."

"You mean sweep the floor?"

"No! You mop with a mop, you broom with a broom! I've got to do some brooming!"

by Strawberry ShortCult August 24, 2008

Brooming

The act of shoving a broom(or any long object) up somebodies anus. Typically done to cause pain. Causes blood from the large intestine to appear on the broom when taken out

Yo, I Was brooming that guy so bad I could get the broom out of his butt.

by StrikerRamses March 21, 2019

Brooming

The act of a simultaneous double handjob under the table.

Tariq: Fancy brooming me?

Lauren: Whats that?

Tariq: A double hand-job

Lauren: ONLY GOT ONE HAND!!!

Tariq: :/

by JeetRhymesWithFeet November 29, 2011

Brooming

The art of giving your partner (The Broom)

Yesterday, my girl was pissing me off, so today I feel there will be a good "Brooming"

by TheCraw June 17, 2008

Brooming

When somebody sticks a broom handle up the asshole.

Did you hear about Jimmy? I guess he is into brooming.

by TheWetWorm July 17, 2019

Brooming

whatever you want it to be

Are you brooming the floor

by me9000 May 7, 2018

Brooming

A sport in which the objective is to stand a broom upright so that it may stand by itself (freestanding vertically), take a picture of it, and upload it to Facebook or equivilant. The goal is to place the broom in the most random, interesting, or entertaining place possible, similar to planking.

An ideal brooming expedition could be placing your broom freestanding vertically on top of a mountain, inside an aquarium, next to a Sasquatch, etc.

by I Forgot My Name March 9, 2012