Painted the Cadillac

Having explosive diarrhea in the handicap stall of a men's room.

I guess the hot peppers didn't agree with me I just painted the Cadillac.

by habanjero July 10, 2021

Back paint

Busting a monstrous load of jizz on ones back!

I back painted Molly last night after she gave me road head from the bar!

by PeteyPaplo February 14, 2019

Hoe Paint

The make-up that is left on your clothes from a female stripper, after a close table dance or VIP lap dance.

After leaving the club, Bob noticed his jeans were covered in hoe paint from his favorite stripper Lexus.

by Inhotwater May 30, 2006

Painting the Porcelain

When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen

I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?

by Urban humor May 24, 2017

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

pussy paint

secretions from a woman's vagina, smeared all over the sheets

" Damn woman, what the hell have you been doing in here? Pussy painting?"

by sufimomma May 17, 2009

painting the corners

The act of sending a social media message or an email to an attached person which can be read as either flirting or just friendly, hoping to elicit a reaction.

I caught him painting the corners on Lizzie. Yeah he sent her this weird Facebook message last night.

by Miles Trintell December 19, 2017