Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

Dark Magician Girl

Gains 300 ATK for every "Dark Magician" or "Magician of Black Chaos" in your GY. Also has huge ass boobies.

i finally created realistic dark magician girl sex robots! CUM POWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

pls kill me

by Sussybaka12345 September 17, 2022

Cloaking magicians

To be so covert, one must ascertain that they must be a drapery with magicians behind it that hide themselves with quenc (quantum encryption) in the unknown matrix (our 3d world). They do this through scalar waves. Magicians basically, with technology only a girl could dream for...

And then out of nowhere the shadows on the wall asked me to polish his gun...
I blew a spitball at the cloaking magicians and poof... The shadow dissipated. What happened??!?

by Cyanora January 16, 2022

meth magician

A person who always has a sack for sale, & seems to keep a good amount of personal, it just seems as though they are a magician..... POOF.... A sack!!! They can make or obtain a sack out of no where!!!!

Hey brah, he's gotta be a meth magician!?!?!? Did you see him pull that fat sack out of nowhere??? The way that person produces meth out of thin air is just like that of a magician

by Northside CWB September 30, 2022

Magicianism

It's where you practice magic and shit and believe anything you do is magic because you're just that fucking amazing.

idiot: "I clicked on the x button to close out a page on the internet"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"

by Zelex August 31, 2018

meatball magician

a hoe that can make you and your homie's testicles dissappear with zero effort

"aashia scott was an amazing meatball magician, she made both of my white balls disappear without any hassle!"

"damn aa'shia, the way u swallowed those nuts, I would've thought you majored in being a meatball magician at college!!"

by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022