"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"
*OR*
"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
*OR*
"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008
Get the Vag-Hermit mug.An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.
Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
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Look we are just going to have to play the HERMIT GAME as between these CELLS and INTERFEARON NETWORKS our privacy is under serious invasion every day with you girl.
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"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."
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