the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 14, 2005

we got the funk

to take ecstasy and dance to hip hop, while snapping your fingers.

dude 1- lets take some mdma..
dude 2- we got the funk?
dude 1- weeeee got the funk!

by Brocky Broc February 4, 2012

The Function

A term used by people that do the dance called jerking, the function is where everyone is jerkin like where alot of battles are at, and where crews rep themselves.

(Example1)
Jerk1: Ay, meet me at the function tonight, the rangers are about to be there.

Jerk2: Ight, but ay are we about to get off there?

Jerk1:Yups

(Example2)

Jerk1:Since your talking so much trash bro meet me at te function see who wins.

Jerk2: Alright be sure to bring your crew.

by @Thatjerkoholicnigga August 17, 2010

The Funnel Cake

When two mexicans are going at it. And the guy's grandfather walks in and gets so turned on by the sight that the last of his cum(which is old and powdery) shoots all over them. In result. you see what looks like a funnel cake.

"ayyyy holmmeeesss! me and my girl got funnel caked last night. it was cochinoooo ehhhh"

The Funnel Cake... dun dun dun DUNNNNNN!

by yayayammmmmmmmmmhmmmmmm March 28, 2009

The Fungus

The fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. It's where the anal cavity becomes rotten from excessive anal sex. The anus secreates various bodily fluids. The patient suffers from extreme anal leakage. They are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. Once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. They can only treat the symptoms by using items like butt plugs and scented tampons. Prevention is the key!

"Omigosh! Look at the trail of poo behind (insert name), I think she has the fungus!"

by betsyslover December 8, 2009

The Funk

Steps to hitting the funk:
1. Isolate the body
2. Swivel your legs
3. Throw her leg
4. Go to town and reep the rewards!!

You're getting no where with a girl. You hit the funk. BOOM! Too Easy.

by B.Row November 23, 2009

crunk the funk

getting a party started; usually involving crunk juice. Only top ballers can achieve the goal of crunking the funk.

"damn!! Phatty matt and D-lo are here, they will definatly CRUNK THE FUNK.

by McG-unit November 22, 2004