dude

An ingrown butt-hair. Not necessarily found on an elephant, horse, or other animal, but anyone.

1. (Actual) Wow, I have a really big dude today. It hurts so bad!

2. (Name-calling) That guy is such a dude!

by qpdoll17 February 24, 2009

dude

a pregnant carp, or small goldfish.

that fish is a dude, its about to give birth

by matty July 5, 2005

dude

An ingrown ass hair.

"I recently lit up a fart and am now sporting a dude becuase of such. Sucks!"

by Gozeritall March 25, 2007

dude

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.

So, whats your job?

Shaving an elephant's dudes.

by S0cks July 21, 2008

dude

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males

2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt

3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes

4. A bottlecap

1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"

2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"

3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"

4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"

by edwild22 February 28, 2010

dude

Anyone who is ignorant of the situation or environment around them.

That dude does not belong here.

by Huckle Buck March 7, 2019

Dude

A guy.

Guy 1-Look at this psycho dude riding his bike man.
Guy 2-I don't think that's a dude man.
Guy 1- Yea, that's a dude riding his bike.
Guy 2-I think that's a chick with short hair man.
Guy 1- How much you wanna bet this dude has a dick?
Guy 2- I'm not betting on it, who are you Mr. Big Brother know it all? How do you know that's a dude?

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018