telecom

Telecomunists
Everyone
Loves
Epecialy
Comunists
Of da
Motherland
telecom

dude hes a telecom-er

by Tellecomie November 12, 2004

Tele-phone

Verb. /telifoun/

To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.

Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.

Person 1: Oh man, check out Ben! I'm going to Tele-phone him now while he's still in costume.

Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.

Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.

by double quotation marks April 26, 2009

Telecharge

To download

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003

telecrastinating

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

*phone rings twice*
"why aren't you picking up?!"
"I'm telecrastinating"

by jdawg840 April 22, 2009

tele v

Another word for TV.

aye mang lets watch some tele v.

by RikkyJames April 13, 2009

tele-pwn

the act of talking on the fone with sum one and getting totally pwned

person calls someone on the fone
guy 1: hello

guy 2: hey watcha doin?
guy 1: ur mom i just tele-pwned u

by qwerty12345678900987654321awby June 15, 2010

Telecommunigaming

Playing table top role playing games, such as Dungeons and Dragons, through telecommunication.

These games are traditionally played by players in the same room, but as our lives get more hectic, it becomes more difficult to enjoy these games in the traditional setting. So we turn to options like video conferencing, chat rooms, and voice chat servers to get together for a game. In the business world, this is called telecommunication, in the gaming world, this is NOW called telecommunigaming.

by AvidRPGer November 12, 2010