tele-pwn 

the act of talking on the fone with sum one and getting totally pwned

person calls someone on the fone
guy 1: hello

guy 2: hey watcha doin?
guy 1: ur mom i just tele-pwned u

tele-pwn by qwerty12345678900987654321awby June 15, 2010

Tele-pwned 

When someone that you don't want to talk to calls you and you ignore it, thusly pwning them via telephone.

"Dude, is that Mark calling again? WTF!"
*ignore call*
"Ha! Tele-pwned!"

Tele-pwned by Gustafae October 3, 2008

telepwn

A spinnoff of pwn derived from the english word "telephone", telepwn is used to mark the impending action of pwning.

telepwn call for you.

telepwn by ryan y February 23, 2005

telepwn

Combination of teleport (telepr0t) and pwn.
A way of instagibbing (see pwn, gib, own) someone in Unreal Tournament games with the teleporter gun.

Past tense: telepwnt, telepwnd

ZOMG I got telepwnt by blue campers when I got the flag!!

telepwn by Drivestort August 9, 2006

TelePWN'd

While playing Halo 3, using the gravity lift to own someone. Also when someone enters a teleporter, a player on the other side drop a grenade, or instantly kills the player as he exits the teleporter. When someone goes on a gravity lift, man cannon, drop a plasma grenade, if he gets stuck, he was just TelePWN'd. You must have background info on Halo 3 to understand.

Tom: Ha, I got away from you!
Timothy: No you didn't.
Tom: This gravity lift will help me get away.
Timothy: Not if I do this!!!
Tom: OH NO!!! I got TelePWN'd!!!

TelePWN'd by Roflcopter Pilot June 3, 2009