telethon

An endless phone conversation (a portmanteau of telephone + marathon).

My daughter was having a telethon with her boyfriend so I couldn't make a call for hours.

by Lorinc Szeredas July 6, 2008

telehorncob

a telephone, although usually in reference to a cell phone, particularly older, larger models.

I was on the telehorncob till 6am last night, jive talking with this bebe.

by jatin das gupta April 6, 2008

Telephone

n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of
the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

Put your telephone down...!!!

by sow<3 January 6, 2011

turkish telephone

Hiding a cellphone in one's anus

Slipping through security I had to pull off a turkish telephone.

by William Watts August 20, 2007

telephone

to place one's scrotum into the mouth of another individual (i.e. tea-bagging)while simultaniously reaching your penis around the individuals head and into their ear

dude i gave this chick a telephone call but she was to out of it so i left a message behind her ear

by bukkakeonericsface December 9, 2007

Telecharge

To download

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003

Telephone Tourette's

Generally found in call center or helpdesk environments; the uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at a caller for real or imagined stupidities

Did you hear Don cursing at his caller today?
Yeah, his telephone Tourette's was really acting up today

by Lollercycle October 4, 2008