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by anonymous December 31, 2021

techno-nerd

One who is called a nerd for his prowess with technology rather than for being a dork.

We need a techno-nerd to program this.

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

Technochondriac

Someone who assumes that a device or particular piece of technology that they own, is either suffering or will suffer a fault or known issue.

Often a technochondriac will read an article on a device they own and will find out a number of 'known faults' and will then expect their device to suffer the same issues - sometimes telling people that it currently does, in anticipation.

A technochondriac is also prone to confusing their lack of product knowledge with a fault. Very common in those that a middle aged.

Dad: "So son, how you enjoying that new Nokia N82 that I bought you. I'm really liking mine!"
Son: "Yeah, its cool now that I've flashed the unit with the latest version 11 firmware - that fixed the 'camera freeze' issue that I was experiencing. All good now."
Dad: "Yeah, I'm having that same fault so I must get around to updating mine."
Son: "Ummm... no your not. You are such a technochondriac - you just keep forgetting to open the camera shutter causing that slight delay. Your phone is fine!"

by Bucko_NZ March 8, 2008

techno boner

An unexpected erection which occurs when you encounter a new/cool/sexy piece of technology.

When Rob opened his new brushed-metal scanner, he suddenly sprouted a techno boner.

by Psypher October 19, 2004

techno

A music genre that is hated by many because it usually has no lyrics, but if you use it as the background music for today's latest rap, pop, or country song, people will be dancing and whistling to the tune for months on end, and not realize that they are enjoying the EXACT SAME type of music they insist on claiming they hate.

Most people who hate techno are fucking hypocrites, since much of the music in the Top 40 chart uses techno music in the background.

by hmmm June 28, 2004

techno face

The snarling motion of your lip when you hear some hard/emotional/unbelievable techno music.
The suprised look of awe when you hear something amazing for the fist time in a techno track.
The look you have when a DJ is hitting that button in your gut.

Oh my god look at his/her techno face.
Let me see your techno face.
This is my techno face.
Usually captured by random photos.

by mattie mossmoss June 30, 2006

techtosterone

Techtosterone: (n) The male hormone the drives them to want and oogle technology and gizmos.

"Man, want a new computer, cell phone, and PDA... my techtosterone levels are critical!"

by AJ May 6, 2005