michigan tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead

This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

Hot Tamale

The act of lighting a male penis on fire and sticking it in a females ass

Jerry gave me the hot tamale last night, Jessica is way to kinky man she wanted me to give her the Ole Hot tamale

by The Etcher November 26, 2021

Hot tamale

When you shove a Carolina reaper pepper up your partners ass and then fish it out of their ass.

Mark told me he gave his boyfriend Juan a hot tamale.

by Gugie December 21, 2021

Hot tamale

When the d*ck too hot , you suspect a STD. Or sicklecellisiss

Ew get that hot tamale off me. Put in some foil or something

by Mrs. Nesbit January 28, 2022

Hot tamale

1. Attractive person
2. Historically popular but now largely obsolete cinnamon sweet invented in the 1950s

“He is such a hot tamale!”
“I could really go for something sweet and sugary right now, like a hot tamale candy”

by Maz1993 February 15, 2022

blue tamales

Tamales but blue. (for some reason)

I love Blue Tamales. For some reason

by Thegamers1222 March 14, 2023

Bozo.Tamales

This lil fuckin beaner just disrespectfully slammed my entire siege team 3 fuckin times, 17-2, 14-1, 16-3, and then asked for my moms number. He fucks her every night now. Its really loud. If you play the kid, dodge. Immediately.

“Fuck dude its fuckin bozo.tamales bro”
“Not this shit again bro”

by Thisisme223 September 25, 2023