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sizzling hot tamale 

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
Related Words

inverted tamale 

The act of wrapping ones penis in a cornhusk and having anal intercourse with a girl who has a bad case of diarrhea, causing your dick to look like a tamale that has been turned inside out.
When they got home from the mexican buffet, Dennis gave Bridget one hell of an inverted tamale.
inverted tamale by Dark Smith January 10, 2008

Hot Tamale Train 

A metaphorical term used by the judges on the Fox reality TV show “So You Think You Can Dance” which suggests a dancer that performs at a high level and exhibits an element of “hot and sexiness” in their routine should be riding this imaginary vehicle.
Nigel: "I think you did very well. If you're not riding the Hot Tamale Train tonight, you're certainly on the platform."
Hot Tamale Train by J Lig June 26, 2008

Tamale Stick 

Restaurant owner: want a tamale stick?
Me: Fasho, fasho
Restaurant owner:
Tamale Stick by Tamale Stick March 27, 2019
When the hot girl at your work is over the age of 18.
Drew: Dude, Tessa that chick from work, is so hot! But I'm not sure how old she is.

Joe: Bro her 18th birthday was like last week.

Drew: Oh shit! That means she's Tapable!
Tapable by Jordan P. McClain February 5, 2009

the whole tamale 

"she put it in to his mouth. the whole tamale"