tabarooshka

a vagina licking animal that comes from russia and likes to eat human toenails

that tabarooshka made me lose my virginity

by alfredoaskinsis May 19, 2008

Tabassco Rodeo

When reaching for the lubricant before anal sex, lubricate your penis with Tabasco instead. Condom use is recommended. After the first few thrusts, the woman will realize her anus is on fire and try to buck the man off. The man then holds on firmly, while the bucking and screaming gets him off.

- "Why is Trish teary-eyed and walking funny?"

- "Jason took her to the Tabassco Rodeo last night"

by d-fizzzle October 17, 2008

tabatha

n. slang for the drug Ecstasy (C11H15NO2)
(methylenedioxy-n-methylamphetamine) MDMA

I'm gonna meet up with Tabatha this weekend.

I really like Tabatha.

I've gotta go pick up Tabatha.

by Cechise April 4, 2005

tabladouche

n. an individual that perpetuates douche-baggery upon the receipt of a brand-new limited tablet device. Douche-baggery consists of, but is not limited to: constantly referencing the rarity and adaptability of said device, or the ease and bargain paid upon acquisition.

Fowler keeps going on and on about his HP Touchpad. What a tabladouche.

by Mikey Balboa August 29, 2011

Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

by big old boner November 11, 2009

Tabasco Slingshot

The sexual act of using a glue stick and pouring Tabasco sauce over it, then taking you partner and making him spread out his asshole and then you taking the covered glue stick and using a rubber band to "sling" it into his asshole

Guy #1: Dude, me and my wife yesterday tried out the Tabasco Slingshot. She can't sit down and she has a little bit of sauce still in there.

Guy #2: WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT!?!?!?

by Michal :3 December 16, 2010

tabarnak

People use this word when they are very upset, in many ways. They use this word to sware about anyting.

Mon tabarnak toié !!! Caliss de sale !!!

by Eric Bilodeau August 16, 2003