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Tony is a hot mf who sucks massive horse cock and he’s really good in the bed 😫🥵😳
Tony is a hot mf and has a massive cock DADDY 🥵😳😫
by Wtfff sishs July 3, 2021
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A very intelligent male. Funny, cute, imaginative, and an all around great guy. Loves others and is willing to do what ever for his friends. Don't miss a relationship with him.
He is a very great guy. Must be a TONY.

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by trueresults.com January 23, 2017
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a dude who thinks he knows everything. He may have been a few places and eaten a few foods, but this hardly gives him license to ALWAYS have a comment, no matter how obscure the conversation topic is. He also has a tendency to be very sleazy. He consorts with a lot of females, even though they may not necessarily like HIM, but the attention he lavishes upon them.
"God, that guy is such an arrogant ass. He thinks he knows EVERYTHING, and the fucker's always got all these sleazy chicks around. Don't they know they're just using him as a back-up?"

"I know, he's a total Tony. Fuck that guy."
by whygirl February 12, 2010
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An adjective to describe a situation in which you have made a foolish error in speaking that even a five year old would chortle at.
"Hey guys my basement has insulin in the walls."
"You mean insulation?"
"Oh yeah...that."
"LAWLL you just pulled a Tony.
by awesomesauce99999 May 10, 2011
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A commonly used Ulster Slang name for a male who is often inaccuratly accused of having an extremely small penis. In reality, a Tony is someone who is unable to become erect, or get wood regardless of stimulation or even with viagra, thus giving the impression that it is a permanetly small penis.
Girlfriend: Are you going to put it in yet?

Tony: ...it is in.

Girlfriend: Oh. Well this sucks, I'm going to go make some stir fry.
by sasaraiharmonia October 30, 2008
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One badass motha fucka usaully mexican. The Itailien "tony" is dirty wears wife beaters and smells like garlic. The mexican "tony" is well a Kickass Funny kid thats good at sports.
by badass783284723 June 12, 2009
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A "tony" is used to refer to a hot chick or a dime piece. Now there are multiple ways to describe tonies, whether it be that she is a "quarter tone" (you ain't sure if it's truly worth it but maybe if you were drunk and she was dressed up) "half a tone" (she's alright) "potential tone" (if she were to dress up then you'd have sex with her) a "capital T" (a 9 or 10) or "certified tony (CT)" (a mother fucking dime piece.) All are used to rate women. Don't like the word? Well use it yourself amongst your friends and colleagues and see what I mean. You'll be able to talk about chicks right in front of their faces without giving away what you all are truly discussing. It's becoming an epidemic, so start using it before women find out what we're ALL talking about.

*If you are a tool, you are not allowed to use this word in any circumstances.
"Hey man what you doing this weekend for the Super Booooowwwlllll....... dayum did you see that tony just walk by?"

"No, but did you see that CT walk out of whitehall? Captial T for sure. Wait what did you ask me?"
by Dude__Man March 5, 2012
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