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"The guy gets taffy whenever you mention the President"
by on spar February 12, 2023
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Wallering in da Taffy

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!
Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!
by Fefe and shardin December 22, 2023
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West Virginia Taffy Pull

When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”
Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.
by Gbach13 February 28, 2020
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Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
by Death Menace May 4, 2023
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Raffy Taffy

A geeked ahh mf, who thinks hes a lone sigma because of his inferior intellect, unlikelyness to gojo, and his unavoidable ego, Ego???? Blue lock??? Blue lock has taught me so much about good motivation to become the best and how to achieve it. I think being an "egoist" is the mindset you should have if you wanna become the best at something, whether it's real sports or just video games. Relying on your team just brings you down to their level and you are just limiting yourself instead of becoming better. even if you lose because of them you do not blame them, cause if you would've been better you would've won. All of this makes sense to me now cause now that you think about it, all these pro players never relied on their own teammates, instead they relied on their own skills. Like lebron might be a passer but he is simply using his own skill and using his teammates. That's how these players got to the top. After you reach the top maybe then you would rely on your teammates that's on your level, but as you're growing, you just focus on yourself.
Raph: bro you can nyat be serious rn bro
me: aight just lemme get some of that raffy taffy
Raph: 😛😝😝
by sped79 October 13, 2024
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Saffy Taffy

When a blowjob is performed on somebody named Safwan.
"Hey Safwan, why were you behind the bleachers?"
"Its the perfect location for my girl to give me Saffy Taffy"
by MrCrocker May 4, 2022
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