Post-Trump Stress Disorder

A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.

Me: I can't come into work today.
Boss:Why?
Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood

by NamedoneLetterE November 9, 2016

Stressed

A mental block that clouds your brain when people piss the fuck out of you, and all you can think about is beating the living soul outta them. When you eat sooo much you undergo a transformation of becoming FATT, yes, big belly fat, and u start having amnesia about the normal duties of life like showering.

A good scenario would be going to a fucked up school with fucked up people, and when you dont get enough time to study you have to stress about pretending to be sick or actually GETTING urself sick so you dont have to go to school the next day.

Girl: "OMFGGG I NEED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THE GUY WHO THREW THAT CRAP AT ME!!!IM STRESSED!!!!"

Guy who Threw Crap: Here! Let me throw another one at you!!!!!

Girl: AHHHHH

The Guy unfortunately gets beaten up reallll good!
what can i say? stress some1 out like that and this is whatcha get!!

by IMSTRESSED February 4, 2009

stress

Swag, B.S. weed

Stay away from that stress

by L- Frame October 10, 2003

shress

a shirt that is long enough to 1)be worn as a dress and 2)make up for the lack of pants.

that girl wearing that shress is totally getting fucked tonight.

by John T.K. February 15, 2008

stresshold

a stress threshold; the most stress that can be tolerated in a given situation

"Girl, I've gotta quit my job! My boss is always nagging me, and I've reached my stresshold!"

by pazlittlesong February 4, 2016

stresscation

a vacation you are forced to go on that usually ends up being more stressful than your everyday life

That time I stayed at Aunt Marge's house for Thanksgiving was a total stresscation.

by WurdSkollar October 20, 2010

Stress Napkin

A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.

This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.

by knightsofsesquipedalia March 17, 2015