Swiffer

A god-like asshole that calls all shots in his whole social congregation at school. It does not matter if you hate him or not, you respect him for his intelectual superiority.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.

"Swiffer's last rant at the lunch table--you know, the one where he CR-Vd' me-- was The Tits!!!

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 25, 2005

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Dirty Swiffer

To tickle a girls vaginal area with a feather

Seth just gave Sarah a dirty swiffer and she cannot stop laughing.

by shawnjay May 17, 2009

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sifter

sifter n.
Middle English siften, from Old English siftan
Through a uniquely New Zealand south island experience, sifter has come to mean much more. A somewhat sarcastic twist on the first NZ usage (being to search for meaning); it is 'doing stuff' so long as that stuff has no bearing on a career, paid work, community work,
Wanaka is now home to many fine exponents of the sifting way.

Q - Hey man you working today?
A - Nah bro, just sifting.

by Willi_B July 4, 2005

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Swifted

Derived from Kanye West stealing the mic off Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA's after she won best female video.

being in the middle of an acceptance speech or something similar and having a someone interrupt you to say someone else was better.

"Kanye totally swifted that chick at the VMA's on sunday"

"yeah what a dick that guy was"

by P-Mo-Slice September 15, 2009

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shifter

someone who doesn’t have any friends and is known around school as a loser; mainly used at cardinal gibbons high school. example: the furries or anime whores you know who i'm talking about

Damn, why did that shifter just talk to me?

by warhawksluvapush November 9, 2019

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