sweatybmth

the gayest instagram account i've ever bestowed upon my eyes. so gay that it blinded my eyes with the shear amount of rainbow radiating from my screen.

also a "bring me the horizons" fan account

person 1: hey do you follow sweatybmth?
person 2: no, i'm straight

by danke leibe January 26, 2022

Sweaty Morton

Taking the easy option when playing football, either in real life or gaming (i.e Fifa) by making a short pass along the ground for a tap-in goal, rather than having some decency and trying to beat the keeper with a shot.

Typical, another "Sweaty Morton" goal

by yorkshiresteve November 22, 2022

It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

by Creed Cur June 7, 2021

Sweaty Ballbag

Ones Sweaty Ballbag. Usually found hanging around the penis area...litrally.

Boy: Jesus Frank Ive got one Sweaty pair today!
Boy: What Sweaty Balls?
Boy: Yeah Man Sweaty ballbag!

by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008

Sweaty Curry

When a fat Indian man decides to dick down his relative and then proceeds to jizz all over him.

Did you hear that Imran made sweaty curry with his brother?

by Fellow Intellectual #2 November 8, 2019

sweaty cock hog

Flower Tucci aka a porno gal who takes copious amounts of cock up her large booty.

Flower Tucci is a sweaty cock hog.

by jim from TN April 19, 2008

sweaty stripper crotch

Whenever you stop in your tracks and smell the air and it appears dead fish is rotting near by, that is sweaty stripper crotch.

Stewy was playing with laura all day with a basketball and at the end he grabbed laura by the shoulder and spoke "i didn't know there was a fish harbor nearby," Laura blushed and said, "oh i have sweaty stripper crotch.

by Polish Avenger June 12, 2006