1 hand surfer

to surf the web for porn, by having one hand on the mouse and the other on your dick also be one handed typist.

i didnt answer the door cause i was one hand surfing

by yyou November 2, 2003

surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc

Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.

by mo cox February 1, 2007

butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.

Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Surfer Prep

Cross between Skater and Prep. Very relaxed and possibly likes the "hippie style." Often times never surfs but likes to wear surfer brands although this doesn't necessarily make him/her a poser (unless they actually talk about surfing even though they never do it).

Dude, they ladies dig the surfer prep look, they'd like it even better if you actually surfed, poser.

by LEEX87 July 26, 2005

cock surfer

someone who likes to surf, but comes into more contact with cocks than waves. They essentially are very homosexual, and are open about it.

I saw that dude tear up the waves the other day, too bad he isn't out everyday practicing cause he's a cock surfer.

by Kdawg3000 September 3, 2008

surge

a rave + a rage but with more screaming, more flickering lights, and more anger.

"Oh man, there was a hardcore surge in Chemistry today and Blake and Jordan were fist pumping like crazy! I wish I was cool enough to party like that!"

by MACCRAAANNE May 12, 2010

surge protector

in a situation that finds three men simultaneously having anal sex, with person (a) topping person (b), and person (b) topping person (c), the surge protector refers to the middle person (person b), who is both getting anally penetrated while anally penetrating at the same time. this middle participant in the threesome is in effect transferring power from the person fucking him to the person he is fucking.

yo, that surge protector is fucking and getting fucked at the same time!

by alfie mellow July 22, 2010