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Splacker

The superfluous act of spreading an entertaining or shocking image, video or file across the Internet to amuse or solicit reaction from it's viewers.
"Whoa look at that hottie! I'm going to splacker that all over the boards!"

"Give me $100 or I'm going to splacker that nude picture of you and that stripper at your bachelor party"
by zbng August 10, 2006
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Spackled

I got so spackled last night. Damn.
by Kal Kriptic February 19, 2011
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Spackledwarf

A replacement for fuck or any other word that you might use.
We all have been spackledwarfed by that zebra.
by CORMAC BEELER (MA) LOVES MEN September 24, 2011
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sprackle

what you say when you exit a restroom with residual water on your hands from washing them and somebody wants to shake your hand before this water has evaporated and you want to shake their hand while letting them know that the residual water is not urine
Person 1: Hey man, how's it goin'? (extends hand for handshake)
Person 2: (extends hand in kind) Sprackle!
by debonair gent June 1, 2017
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Spackler

A turd that never quite clears the bunghole, and must be wiped, and wiped and wiped, "spackling" the bunghole smooth to it's buttcheeck surroundings..
"I used a whole roll of TP and I still couldn't smear off that spackler.
by Greasy swass June 29, 2018
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spackle-pop

A kid's sucker (or "blow-pop") that has been inserted into a woman's pussy.
I don't want to suck that spackle-pop, I saw where it just came from!
by Bard April 28, 2003
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Spackledick

Bisexual, psychedelic, naked, atheist cowboy from Texas, whose partner thinks he struck an oil gusher every time he climaxes.
I totally just joined Freethinkers of the South for some spackledick.
by Yvresse June 18, 2011
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