The act of having sex with a partner, male or female, while both persons are suffering from a bad case of diarrhea. The pressure of not releasing bowel movement provides added obstacles to the partner.
"Julie and Tina were quite elated when they did not pass bowels movements during suckow. The double donger was safe."
by NLN December 21, 2007
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A totally inept coworker who can't handle the basics functions of living much less an important job working with the public.
"This is the fifth time she has jammed the copy machine today. Barb's office skills win her the suckretary of the year award.
by She who must not be named ever September 3, 2010
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Get the suckhood mug.When something is so sucky, that the word "sucks" does not truly define it; the idea that the subject is as terrible as sucking multiple times.
Bob: Duude! My mom said I can't go to the Black Eyed Peas concert tonight! And my little sister's going...and even if I could go, my car broke down.
Bobbette: That's complete suckocity, man.
Bobbette: That's complete suckocity, man.
by Aravelle August 13, 2010
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I almost suckocated last night with this black guy I met at the bar.
The obituary states that Mrs. Olderman died of suckocation last night at the church where her husband preaches.
In CPR class I learned to immediately check for a pulse when I suspect someone has become victim to suckocation.
The obituary states that Mrs. Olderman died of suckocation last night at the church where her husband preaches.
In CPR class I learned to immediately check for a pulse when I suspect someone has become victim to suckocation.
by PandorasEden August 19, 2011
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