Stream cleaning

The act of using your hot urine to clean the inside of the toilet bowl while peeing.

Wife - "Did you clean the toilet up, we have company coming over."

Husband - "I'll do some heavy stream cleaning as soon as I finish this beer."

by super skeetv2 October 18, 2015

pocket stream

Masterbate into a ziplock bag and keep it in your pocket in order to bring luck at a game of billards.

Alternatively, surreptitiously dipping your testicals in melted velveeta with rotel and have your girlfriend sprinkle bread crumbs on them while you go to sleep. There is no Cumming allowed.

I got my pocket stream ready for pool tonight.

by johny dingo October 28, 2013

stream jatp

To stream Julie and the phantoms #doubletrouble

Everyone stream jatp !

by dinosaurrxch February 16, 2021

Stream Honker

When someone utilises the horn feature within vehicles in the online battle game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS, specifically in the presence of online streamers to either annoy, troll or aggravate the streamer/audience.

Guy #1: Did you check out Tim's stream last night?
Guy #2: Yep. Annoying stream honker followed him around all night.
Guy #1: Seriously?... f**k those guys.

by atalkingpie August 25, 2017

dual stream

After a night of dipping your dilly-wag multiple times, the love-juice excretions solidify on the Willy's eye... When nature calls (usually sooner if alcohol is involved), the male cautiously prepares to expel the undesired kidney extract (usually in a toilet). If lucky, a dual stream is presented. The goal is then to manage both streams for as long as possible without...
1) Collapsing the stream, thus 'Crossing the Streams', which is extremely bad!
2) Wielding any of the streams off-target. If the streams get too wide for the bowl, you fail!

The other night I held a dual stream for 25 seconds, both with equal power and no collapse!

by deadlock_timeout February 5, 2010

Crossing the Stream

A guy peeing in a toilet while his girlfriend (girl) sit on the toilet and pees at the same time.... The action is the girl sit on the toilet while the guy sits on her lap opens her legs and pees at the same time. The position on the man and women is that one the urine flows the 2 two streams of urine intersect each other.

Dude.... I saw my girl talking a piss so then I went and sat in her lap and we were crossing the streams.

by assummeddead September 7, 2013

Stream walls

When they tell you to stream the best album in the world which clears your acné.

Hey could you recommend a good album to listen to?

"yeah, stream walls by louis tomlinson"

by streamwallsbylwt91 September 4, 2020