Stoved

When you get hit or witness someone getting hit with a stove grate

Jake: Bro I heard Michael stoved his girlfriend
Jim: No way!

by garlicbreado October 19, 2021

Red Stove

-connotationally describes someone who is angry or has a tantrum at the kitchen counter.

Kitchen Counter: Hello, fella.
Guy: Will you just BE QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!
Kitchen Counter: Man, why are you a red stove?

by appletakesthewormoffhisnuts December 9, 2024

French Stove

A passionate and steamy romantic encounter that involves a lot of heat, creativity, and perhaps some culinary flair—think of combining French passion with the intensity of a hot stove.

"Last night was so hot, we practically invented the French Stove."

by Valaraukor July 2, 2025

Wood stove

The act of forcibly inserting toothpicks, or small wooden pieces into the urethra.

Sure do miss having my wood stove.

by Bryinfalls September 25, 2025

Dakota stove

When two people press their asses together and fart

"Aw man, those tacos are messing me up. Hey Kevin, come over here and make a Dakota Stove with me!"

by DwarvenPornstar June 8, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025