Stoich

Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb.
It comes from the word Stoichiometry.

pernounced: Stoick

'Dude what the stoich?!'
'Man stoich you!'
'That was stoichin' bad man'

by Cap'n Geech February 6, 2009

Michael Scotch

A drink invented by Michael Scott of the television series, "The Office" (the NBC version). It is made of Splenda and scotch. Named by a few of us in British Columbia, Canada.

"Tastes like splenda, gets ya drunk like scotch" - Michael Scott on "The Michael Scotch".

by Initials LCM March 28, 2009

stitch

A little, blue alien often mistaken for a dog or koala. He has spines on his back, an extra pair of arms, and two antenae. Is fluffy. Often heard quoting "I'm okay, i'm fluffy"

Stitch is one fluffy muther fucker you don't want to mess with. Without him, disney channel wouldn't exist.

by 07pr12 October 25, 2010

scotch plains

beast. a town located in union county, new jersey. pretty bad ass. awesome pizza, awesome kids, awesome sports, like the soccer team and the basketball team. has nice schools, such as scotch plains fanwood high school (ftw), where kids get good grades, but has some pretty good parties. pretty diverse, italians mostly, blacks, whites, etc. a little bit of everything. lots of shit to do. a hell of a lot better than westfield.

guy 1: where you from?
guy 2: westfield, i love westfield it is the best.
guy 1: shut up. scotch plains goes hard.

by jas-the baddest April 15, 2010

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

Storch

Aaron Storch has rocketed to US fame in the past year. Although he started as a second string right wing for a relatively unknown south Canadian hockey team, he now has a completely loyal (and almost fanatic) following in the US. His name has given rise to many expressions:

for example, "Storch" is being exchanged with "Pimp," "Baller," and "Sick-Nasty"

Old phrase: "Dude, that shit was SICK! Did you see that triple backflip?"

Now: "Dude! that shit was STORCH, man! He's fuckin STORCHIN it up out here!" etc...

by dedicated_fan January 13, 2010

snitches get stitches

An phrase used by urban communities that was intended to keep the police out of neighborhood business. The phrase reminds those seeking the help of police that their tattling will result in a severe beating. Unfortunately, This phrase has become a large reason why urban communities remain riddled with violence and poverty.

A: "I'm going to call the police, my brother. I just saw so-and-so kill David."
B: "You really shouldn't, my Nubian friend. After all, snitches get stitches."
A: "You are correct. I'll adhere to that maxim and let this sort of activity go unreported and unpunished."

by pseudiddlyoodonym August 9, 2012