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stoned

a period of time when you act stupid and try to stick you head out a lil window
i tried this hehe
by catelin December 27, 2003
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stones

Barbie's stones slipped past Ken's rowboat.
by gullguy August 16, 2012
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stone

a hot piece of lovin'. see sexy.
I wish Stone were all mine.
by mandy March 9, 2005
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stoned

1.To be killed or executed by an angry mob with rocks
(before rope or the 2nd amendment)
2.To be riddiculed or put down
3.To be so intoxicated that it causes incapasitation
the Jews stoned Stephan for being a follower of Jesus

they'll stone ya and then say good luck

I got stoned....and i missed it!!
by Stoner Dave September 23, 2005
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stoned

Being the happiest you could ever imagen. Having not a care in the world. When you cannot beleive how damn hungry you really are. Laughing about things that when your in the normal state of mind you would never laugh at.
Duuuude, I was so fucking stoned, I had the munchies like a bitch
by DanlyHoSeper August 23, 2008
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stone

A girl who is unreachable unless you knock someone out first. To give you a chance.
Germ: "that girl is a stone over there"
Stephen: "i know bro we would have knock him out to get to her"
Germ: " we might just have to do that"
Stephen: "Im in"
by wafflesFFL January 2, 2011
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stone

a Fucking idiot. Who only cares about himself. He thinks he's better than everyone and tends to shit on people no matter how good they are to him. He's a cheater and a manipulator, making him one of the worst people to call a friend. Do not trust someone named stone. They tend to stab you in the back when u least expect it.
by anangelfromabove777 November 5, 2019
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