Seaweed Stalker

One who stalks seaweed...

While i was swimming i noticed there was a seaweed stalker in the water.

by Michael Rosas September 26, 2010

night stalker

A serial killer named Richard Ramirez who terrorized the city of Los Angeles during the summer of 1985. He killings are based on satanism.

The night stalker would break into people's homes and rape or kill his victims.

by GKL September 25, 2005

stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

stalk-hater

a person who hates on you because you have a stalker and they don't.

Daryl was hatin on me because i had a stalker and he never had a stalker... that would make him a bonifide stalk-hater.

by BlackPanther415 March 16, 2009

silk shirt

the term silk shirt is used as an adjective to describe someone or something that simply cannot hang, despite trying very hard

adam: oh man i can't hang. i lose at everything
lucas: wow you are a silk shirt

by scrooge mcfuck January 11, 2014

silk rug

Pubic hair plastered in seminal fluids like artex.

"look, I spaffed on her guts and it ran down giving her a silk rug"

by kwaiiawk January 17, 2018

Comment Stalker

One Who peruses other people's comments on facebook or MySpace.

Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.

by T. T. A. T. February 7, 2009