stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.

"It's just a really stiff banana!"

by StiffBanana January 25, 2018

stiff jiggler

butt fucking whilst doing the electric slide

Me and my baby did the stiff jiggler last night and she sprained her ankle.

by Jimma Ta September 20, 2008

stiff peaks

When someone has hard nipples.

Man check out her stiff peaks...

by Stiff peaks October 14, 2016

stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 4, 2018

Stiff Wicket

When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.

Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”

Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”

by TinyTerribleDancer June 9, 2018

Stiff where

Most known from meme video on YouTube. Slang for saying your hair is healthy, clean, and nice. No stiff to be seen.

Instagram: @cultofwanda

Example: Hey girl your hair looking good today.
Example: Thanks just got it done, stiff where? 🤣

by Scarletbitch March 3, 2021

gary stiff

the guy that's mixed but people call him white cuz they racist

Friend: Gary Stiff white ain't he.

by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019