Steve

Good guy will give u the wife off of his back

Didn't believe what they said about Steve untill he let me borrow his wife..

by Oh shithead December 11, 2019

Steve

Definitely a stoner

Steve ye stoner

by Kotkit October 30, 2019

Steve

The worthless ass monkey from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs who doesn't do shit except go on about gummi bears and annoys me simply because Flint got a wild animal of all things as a pet.

Flint: Steve! My best friend and trusted colleague!
Steve: Steveeeeeeee
Flint: Can I count on your help?
Steve: *shows a food can* Can!

by PurpleandRed October 31, 2019

Steve

Noun, an officer of Wells Fargo, a manager, who deals with retirnment plans.
It is commonly associated with onions and tacos, as well as being a father figure

"Hey wait your like a Steve to me."

"It's okay Gerald, what kind of a Steve would I be if I didn't save them."

by CosmicSugar0 December 20, 2019

STEVE

Steve is typically a man of smaller stature, who thinks he is taller then he actually is (suffers from little man syndrome) the average Steve is below 5 foot and has a terrible dress sense. you can find a Steve by selling used condoms 3 for a pound, the typical Steve is well known to eat these used condoms as a delicacy.

your such a Steve

by steve47678 February 3, 2020

Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs

Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Steve

The man who you start out as in Minecraft. He builds great mansions. He really does the block right.

“Steve don’t you dare blow up my house!”

by BudgetMite3619 April 28, 2020