Gary Sheffield

Total freakin beast of a baseball player who deffinitely deserves to be a HOF more than deuche-bags like Vladamir Guererro (aka Senor Ass Clown).

Holy Shit did u see that bomb Gary Sheffield raped into the upper deck last night.

by Lynchfield October 16, 2008

Steffon

A long dick smart ass, with a attitude who doesn't give a flying fuck about the people who mean nothing to him. He also drives kick ass cars like Lamborghini's

Steffon- fucked a hoe

by Michael jones January 4, 2015

stiffie time

'Stiffie time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.

What time is it?! STIFFIE TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffie time tonight.
Why is it always stiffie time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffie time.

by StiffieSteve September 6, 2005

Staffing

Staffing is another word for jerk off, or masturbation. This term was created by JROTC cadets at a summer camp in 2009. Staffing can also be used as Staff or Staffed, or staff off. We hope this term will be really well known in the future.

Last night I was staffing to some hardcore porn.

by RegSquad November 7, 2011

sheffing

hating on everything for no particular reason other than the fact that the world is not fair

Damn, dude, stop sheffing over all the stats homework

by lolololol4321zzzz March 31, 2009

Steff

A shortening of the name Stephanie, whom is my best friend.

Hey Steff.

by Malxolm April 18, 2004

beer staffing

A wonderful drinking game. To beer staff, simply drink a beer. Then, duct tape the empty can to the bottom of your next beer. Tape that empty beer to the bottom of the two cans. Keep doing this to form a staff made of beer cans. A BEER STAFF.

"Hey, Broseph. What're you doing tonight?"
"BEER STAFFING!!"

by Robbie Bourne December 13, 2006